The best Black Ops II blogs on the internet
The internet's a pretty big place. There are well over 1,000 websites, or something. With Call of Duty being the monstrous phenomenon that it is, it's hardly surprising that there's no shortage of sites dedicated to it.
Thing is, you don't want to be wasting valuable playing time on sites that aren't worth the... the... the erm... what the hell are websites written on? ANYWAY, here's our pick of the best ones... READ MORE >
Black Ops II - the final verdict
Opinions, they say, are like arseholes: everyone's got one, and they can be highly embarrassing to expose in public. But when it comes to games reviews, whose can you trust?
Fortunately, you don't have to make that decision, because we've perused the reviews of all the leading magazines and websites, to provide a final answer to the question, "Just how good is Black Ops II?" READ MORE >
The five greatest Black Ops II fails (so far)
Black Ops II
has been out for a week now, which, as these videos show, is more than enough time to make a bit of a tit of yourself.
We'd say well done to these hapless soldiers for being brave enough to upload their calamitous misfortune to YouTube to be judged by the world, if we weren't too busy laughing and calling them morons.
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Black Ops II - how did we get here?
To mark an end to over a year of rumours, gossip, news,
trailers and impatience-induced tantrums, we take a look back at the key
moments that have brought us to this point.
It's like your mum digging out the todger-flailing
baby photos on your 21st birthday. Nice paddling pool you've got
there, champ. READ MORE >
What would you pay to get Black Ops II early?
For some people, the answer is (adopt Dr. Evil-type voice) SEVERAL HUNDRED ENGLISH POUNDS.
We tracked down one such individual to find out what's more of a virtue: patience or stumping up the cash and getting Black Ops II
a few days early. READ MORE >
Matthew Haag makes a fortune playing COD
Imagine if you could make enough money
playing Call of Duty to quit work and live off your killstreaks...
An elite band of players do just
that, earning hundreds of thousands of pounds a year. We chat to the highest earning
player, 20-year-old Matthew Haag, to find out how he does it. Prepare to be
jealous... READ MORE >
How to fuel your all-night COD session
All top athletes understand the importance of nutrition. If you’re having an all-night Call of Duty session and want to stay on top, what you put in your gob is as important as what you put in your rifle.
Luckily, Tim Hart, an expert nutritionist and personal trainer at Reebok Fitness club is here to help. READ MORE >
Sounds like war: the ultimate COD playlist
You can’t expect to maintain a monster killstreak if all you can hear in
the background is your sister singing along to Taylor Swift and the
neighbours shagging. The right tunes are as important as sufficient ammo and not
accidentally hammering jump instead of shoot when startled by an
Rejoice in the ultimate Call of Duty playlist... READ MORE >
All of the COD trailers - together at last!
A new Call of Duty trailer is always cause
for immense excitement. They rack up more YouTube views than a (thankfully completely
imaginary) Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga sex tape, but, upon the game’s release,
are quickly forgotten. As excitement builds for Black Ops 2, we remember the forgotten
heroes that each graced our replay
button for months on end. READ MORE >
Predicting the future with Black Ops II
A big part of Call of Duty Black Ops II is set in the near future - 2025, to be precise. That's 13 years from now. A lot can happen in 13 years. With that in mind, we take a lighthearted (but almost certainly 100% accurate) peek into the future, and discover a very scary place indeed.
Welcome to the future! READ MORE >