Black Ops II has been out for a week now, which, as these videos show, is more than enough time to make a bit of a tit of yourself.
We'd say well done to these hapless soldiers for being brave enough to upload their calamitous misfortune to YouTube to be judged by the world, if we weren't too busy laughing and calling them morons.
Be warned: some people who upload videos to YouTube can be really annoying, and randomly shout "Dat ass!" at the end of videos for NO GOOD REASON.
Care packages be hatin'
"Oh, brilliant, a care package. I'll just call that in here, drop some gas to give me cover, wait over in this corner - yep, i've got this, and absolutely nothing can go wrong..."
"Ah, the trusty old truck. Trucky trucky truckster. Retired from a life of carrying around heavy loads and tailgating female drivers, and now providing me with invaluable cover in the battlefield. Thanks for all your good work, truck. If only you were a sentient being, capable of hearing my words and understanding my appreciation. I wonder how you would react..."
Platform 24 is a killer
To be fair, public transport often makes us wish we had a grenade in our pocket for this purpose.
Camping it up
Some sneaky tactics from this team didn't exactly pay off. That's the problem when your opponents, y'know, have eyes and guns.
This is the First Class compartment, Sir
When you're dominating this convincingly, the only thing that can stop you is Richard Branson and his bloody Virgin Pendolino.