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The five greatest Black Ops II fails (so far)_

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Black Ops II has been out for a week now, which, as these videos show, is more than enough time to make a bit of a tit of yourself.

We'd say well done to these hapless soldiers for being brave enough to upload their calamitous misfortune to YouTube to be judged by the world, if we weren't too busy laughing and calling them morons.

Be warned: some people who upload videos to YouTube can be really annoying, and randomly shout "Dat ass!" at the end of videos for NO GOOD REASON.

Care packages be hatin'

"Oh, brilliant, a care package. I'll just call that in here, drop some gas to give me cover, wait over in this corner - yep, i've got this, and absolutely nothing can go wrong..."

Truck this

"Ah, the trusty old truck. Trucky trucky truckster. Retired from a life of carrying around heavy loads and tailgating female drivers, and now providing me with invaluable cover in the battlefield. Thanks for all your good work, truck. If only you were a sentient being, capable of hearing my words and understanding my appreciation. I wonder how you would react..."

Platform 24 is a killer

To be fair, public transport often makes us wish we had a grenade in our pocket for this purpose.

Camping it up

Some sneaky tactics from this team didn't exactly pay off. That's the problem when your opponents, y'know, have eyes and guns.

This is the First Class compartment, Sir

When you're dominating this convincingly, the only thing that can stop you is Richard Branson and his bloody Virgin Pendolino.

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There's more to #BlackOps2 than headshots (yeah, there is). Check out the behind the scenes of Black Ops' soundtrack http://t.co/bYEX4BS2
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I have played a LOT of #BlackOps2 this weekend. Literally hours and hours. If I close my eyes I can see little men running around. Ohh shit!
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RT @stephen_jobling: . @ZOO @Laurence_Moza destroys @FHM in #codmasterclass #blackops2 final http://t.co/yAkBhGi1
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RT @stephen_jobling: . @ZOO @Laurence_Moza destroys @FHM in #codmasterclass #blackops2 final http://t.co/yAkBhGi1
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Meet @ST3PHI3MARIE - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @Sarah_Louise_10 - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @HollieLSparrow - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @xsrc1993 - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @LaylaBabe007 - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @SammyJx22 - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @_TitsMcgee_19 - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @BeckyBModel - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @Han_Gould - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Meet @SusieBlondeGirl - one of our sexy Black Ops 2 Babes: hots girls who play Call of Duty. http://t.co/zYGKQd08 #CODMasterclass
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Still getting frustrated at dying on #BlackOps2? Its creator David Vonderhaar gives us some secret tips on how to win: http://t.co/HYrzgFre
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RT @HollieLSparrow: @ZOO #blackops2 ;) http://t.co/MQpKdPva
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RT @stephen_jobling: "You have terrible skills and terrible hair!!" @AliPlumb trash talks @alexbakerman in #blackops2 #codmasterclass ht ...
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My favourite comment is @aliplumb berating @alexbakerman: "You have terrible skills and terrible hair" http://t.co/fdK6lb1g #CODMasterclass
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Here's EVEN more footage of our Clash Of The Title Black Ops 2 tournament. http://t.co/fdK6lb1g #CODMasterclass
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Professional #COD gamer Nick Ward (@apeX_XLNC) tells us how to own your mates, and the online world of #BlackOps2! http://t.co/tMHclLjU
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We review #BlackOps2, Here Comes The Boom and #FM2013 to see if they're much cop: http://t.co/tMHclLjU #ZOOTuesday
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. @CVG_UK have trumped Jaguar Skills, free booze AND Chris Kamara as the best thing.about the #BlackOps2 launch night.
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RT @CVG_UK: It's all gone wrong! #BlackOps2 http://t.co/aj44aujS
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PRs who organised the #BlackOps2 launch party guest list: I salute you. That must have been a bloody nightmare.
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RT @OneOfSwords: "If I buy #BlackOps2 will it come with the disc?" #QsIWontAnswer
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Can't wait for @JAGSKILLS tonight. His set at @OfficialRandL was amazing. What are the odds he'll drop that Nintendo/Biggie mix? #BlackOps2
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RT @IGN: The Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 review is coming soon http://t.co/gCNraChQ #BlackOps2
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I love how everyone gets outraged at the queue for the #BlackOps2 launch party. "What do mean I have to queue for my free booze?!"
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RT @ajwilsher: As it's the COD #BlackOps2 launch party tonight, here's the epic knife throw: https://t.co/ahTIEjat I'm usually the playe ...
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Call of Duty: Black Ops II is released tomorrow! Visit http://t.co/LX01KkCJ for all the latest exclusive videos and more #blackops2

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